It's... on? Rawr?

Oh hell, that's not it. *injects with liquid testosterone*

YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS YOU GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES INTO THIS SHIT.



My judge alter-ego, Sir Jared Reginald Windsor IV, shall soon be revealed, right after I bug Ara into making the ref and Phi into making the flash...

Well, looks like I'm entering another OCT. I didn't think the next writing one would be so soon, but *crystal-rex is hosting an upcoming one rather shortly. And, since I have a murderous cyborg running around not being used ([link]), then I suppose I'll be auditioning. Maybe I can get to round 3 this time!

In other news: Oh god A2. Hard work is hard, and Biology right now is duller than ever before. Oh look, ATP does this and that and glucose breaks down and enters a mitochondria and does more stuff and OH DEAR. Not to mention building pressure on the homefront, and the world's worst ISP continuing to give me random pingspikes. And I can't get cable. Raaaage.

On the plus side, I'm going to MCM this October as a RED Spy. Should be seven shades of awesome.

Update: On second thoughts, I think AV is the perfect time to give Maggy some more love. As for his support character? FRANK!

Eventful past few days. Gather round, and I shall tell you a tale.

On Thursday, we all drove down to this port city on the northern coast. We did some random browsing, buying trinkets for souveniers, sampling local cuisine, the usual. Then i happened across a curiousity shop, and there I fell in love with one particularly beautiful little Balisong (or Butterfly Knife, if you'd prefer). Being a huge Spy fan, I thought how I must have it, and walked away five minutes later grinning from ear to ear.

Over the enxt few days, we went everywhere together, and you could find me fiddling with it whenever I got bored and wasn't in a public place. I learned all the tricks I'd seen before, even that really hard one in Meet the Spy.

And, less than 10 minutes ago, we were torn apart. Apparently there's a huge difference between Balisongs and Switchblades. One is a perfectly acceptable souvenier and definitely not a weapon. As for a Butterfly Knife, well, my suitcase was rejected, rifled through to find the offending object, and threatened with a criminal record. Fortunately, being 17 saved me from being arrested for being in possession of a "dangerous weapon." All because my knife's handle can flip TWO ways instead of one.

Other than that, Crete has been great fun. Great sights, fantastic cuisine and a relaxing week. BUT DAMNIT I LOVED THAT KNIFE. Goddamn OTT Security. I don't blame THEM, though, just the asshats that made security GET this tight. You freaking shanking druggies and thugs, making me give up Erin 2 because you couldn't deal with your problems non-violently.

Sadness~

(Mirroring miss Astrael's journal)

Well, I lost in The Exchange, to the wonderfully talented :devlaughingastrael:. Really, i couldn't have asked for a better opponent, and I wish her the best of luck for the rest of the competition.

Even if she is a filthy RINGLEADER MURDERER >:[ (Hooray for non-canons~)

Oh, and days 2-4 of Greece have been great. I've visited caves, ate wonderful breakfasts, went swimming, ate some more, watched movies with Erin, ATE SOME MORE, and then slept as my daily routine. Everything's so fun here, if it had a computer with TF2 then I'd never want to leave.

And as a final little thing, I've decided I'm going to make some sort of novelette thing with my original universe, since I now have very little to write about for quite some time. Expect a murder mystery the likes of which you've probably seen a million times before!